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May 12, 2018

 

The Oculus Go is very tempting. Then, I remember that literal garbage fire Facebook owns Oculus. Sigh.

 

Apple knew its computers were “defective,” sold them anyway, suit alleges | The Outline

This take from The Outline is so hot, it singed my eyebrows:

Apple has declined repeatedly to comment on the issue, but directs sufferers toΒ a support pageΒ that instructs users how to tilt the computer at an angle, blow canned air under the malfunctioning keys, light candles arranged in the shape of a pentagram, and recite an incantation to Gaia in hopes of fixing their machines.

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