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Sorry, folks. I have eaten all the tacos. ๐ŸŒฎ ๐ŸŒฎ ๐ŸŒฎ


Someone really needs to crack the sunscreen problem. I hate applying and reapplying sunscreen all day. Give me a booth I can walk into every four hours and get sprayed down automatically. Take my money!


Spicy shrimp tacos and cocktails by the beach! Hard to beat. ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿน


Had a lovely dinner last night with friends and family to celebrate my birthday. Now, Iโ€™m off to the airport to spend five days in Cabo relaxing ๐ŸŽ‰


Hey, look, Iโ€™m 40! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚


In the air, headed home from Boston after a productive week visiting coworkers, partners, and our investor. Tired, and ready for my birthday week to begin!


So... macOS Catalina... should I or shouldnโ€™t I? Typically, Iโ€™m a very quick upgrade, but Iโ€™m hesitating this time...


Bringing Panda Express onto an airplane is an act of terrorism.


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Lazyweb: Iโ€™m in the market for an extremely compact travel power strip, especially for use on airplanes that feature very fiddly, loose power outlets that many power bricks fall out of easily. Shoot me some suggestions if you have them!


Okay, hear me out Seattle: an attraction at the top of the Space Needle where you take photos with a cardboard cutout of Don Cheadle. Call it the Space Cheadle.

Youโ€™re welcome.


๐Ÿ“ท Seattle Day Two - https://cleverdevil.io/2019/-seattle-day-two


Taking the family to dinner in Seattle, and the kids saw and then demanded Din Tai Fung. Iโ€™m not even mad, honestly. Sure, we can get it at home, but... SOUP DUMPLINGS! ๐Ÿœ ๐ŸฅŸ ๐ŸŽ‰


Taking a trip to Seattle with the family tomorrow. Nope, we arenโ€™t going to visit AWS. We are taking a long weekend trip to celebrate Williamโ€™s six birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰


After all this is over, Iโ€™d definitely watch a zany, dark sitcom about Rudy Giuliani and his cellmate.


My jaw is dropping every hour or two with this news cycle. I simply cannot fathom any sort of delay in removing our President from office. So thankful for brave whistleblowers who give us a chance at that outcome.


Honestly? iOS 13 and the latest iPadOS 13 beta have been pretty awesome for me. I know many people have had issues, but so far, things have been relatively smooth on my devices, and the features are great. ๐Ÿคž


At @MissionCloud, one of our core values is to โ€œEmbrace Life.โ€ Startups require a lot of patience, dedication, and flexibility, which can lead to stress. Today I was able to help a great team member wrap their arms around life. So gratifying ๐Ÿฅฐ


Nice win for the Rams over the Browns tonight. Plenty of issues to clean up, but happy to be 3-0. Goff needs to be more careful with the ball. Woods had a few drops. Missed a FG. Limit mistakes, and the Rams win by three scores.