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That the trigger phrase for Google Home is not โ€œgreat googley moogleyโ€ is a missed opportunity.


Also ordered a new liquor cabinet, designed built-ins for the laundry room, setup a HomePod stereo pair for the media center, completely re-cabled the media center, and more.


Been extremely productive around the house over the last week or so. All new beds for the kids, new outdoor lights, planters for the back yard, more smart lighting, etc.


Watched Enola Holmes on Netflix last night with Lacey. Recommended. It was a little slow at times, but Millie Bobby Brown is an absolute delight. Hopefully they make a sequel or a series!


I canโ€™t believe it, but I may actually be ordering the โ€œlargeโ€ iPhone for the first time ever.

Iโ€™m a sucker for the best camera. I think all of my time with photographers has broken my brain!


Of all the objects in my possession, perhaps the most ridiculously Jonathan one is a preposterously overpriced doohickey for making perfectly clear cocktail ice. I do cherish it. I do.


Birthday dinner was Mexican food and jalapeรฑo margaritas. Lacey and Colette made me a Chess Pie for dessert. Happy birthday to me! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฅง๐ŸŽ‰


Dropped off my mail-in ballot! I have voted, and it feels great to be done.

Vote as early as your state allows. Track your ballot with whatever tools your state provides. Donโ€™t leave anything to chance.


sudo yuck upgrade


I dare you to find a better weekday lunch than leftover Chinese food. I DARE YOU!


Just got my car detailed by a mobile washer, and I am staring out the window of my home office at a very lovely, very shiny Italian car. ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ๏ธ


Diversity and inclusion workshop at work today! I love being at an organization that makes D&I a priority. ๐Ÿ˜


Watched the first few episodes of Ted Lasso on Apple TV+ and enjoyed myself. Yes, itโ€™s a bit sappy and over the top, but it is a nice, light distraction that makes me laugh. Worth a watch.


Epic Games with some serious chutzpah taking on Apple and its App Store rules. I am not sure its going to work, but Fortnite is incredibily popular, and kudos to them forcing the issue.


Just ate some breakfast pie. How's your day going? ๐Ÿฅง


In other news, I invented a cocktail. Into a lowball glass, add half a sliced plum, a half teaspoon of sugar, and a dash of peach bitters. Muddle. Add 2ยฝ ounces of good bourbon, and stir. Add ice.


After dinner, Iโ€™ve got a date with a slice of pie, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and a glass of Makerโ€™s Mark on the rocks. ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฅƒ


Had a bunch of fruit to use so I baked a pie. Blackberries, blueberries, plums, strawberries, apples, and black cherries. Smells good! Hopefully it tastes good :)


Nelson is 14 years old. He still has his passion for food, his sneaky demeanor, and an epic snore. Heโ€™s definitely slowing down, and he has lost so many teeth that his tongue constantly hangs out. Love my boy.


What We Do in the Shadows S1E6 is when I fell in love. Loving this show!