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I’m at a bar in Nashville and they’re singing County Roads and Sweet Home Alabama. I just shouted “ALEXA PLAY ROCKY TOP” as loud as I could. Didn’t work. #KiffinForUT

I’m in Nashville for the weekend. Any @CanesFootball fans around? I want to watch the #ACCCG with some Canes! #WooshWoosh

Another day, another flight out of LAX, and another opportunity to experience the objectively inferior new @Delta terminals (2&3). SkyClubs are tiny and crowded.

Still a largely happy @Delta Medallion member, but wish they hadn’t made the move out of Terminal 5.

A+ would read again.

The President of the United States is a traitor.

65 million of us warned you.

Thrilled to see Pink Martini tonight at the Ace Hotel Theatre in #DTLA! They put on an amazing show, and this venue looks gorgeous.

Get well soon, AR82. It’s amazing what the Canes have been able to do with the minimal depth they have. Let’s see if they have another miracle in them at the ACCCG! #BeatClemson

Heading home after a productive trip to AWS re:Invent. Amazon’s pace of innovation continues to accelerate.

Another delicious @impossiblefoods Impossible Burger for lunch today at The Counter. I'm a meat eater, but this burger is delicious! Give it a try if you haven't already.

"Container Security on Cyber Monday" is the subject line of a real email I just received. Seriously? Take your "growth hacker" B.S. to consumers, please. Using it on enterprise sales is just plain dumb.

Apple should just make @marcoarment the Product Manager for the MacBook Pro and @siracusa the Product Manager for the Mac Pro. Problem solved!

Just returned from watching Coco with the kids. I definitely wasn’t weeping at the end.... 😭. Amazing! Best Pixar effort since Wall-E.

Okay, time for some #FakeVeganCheeses:

Monterey Jacqueline

I just realized that @CanesFootball only has 74 players on scholarship this year, but is undefeated and in the hunt for the CFP. Recruiting classes for the next few years look stacked already. The future? It's mighty bright. 🏈🙌🏻

That’s more like it. 🙌🏻

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Trump's new appointee for NASA Administrator!

I heard a lot of suggestions from people for 1Password as an MFA solution. Honestly, I rarely use 1Password anymore thanks to iCloud Keychain and its tight integration with iOS and Safari.

What is everyone using on iOS for MFA? I've been using Google Authenticator and sort of hate it. Taking recommendations!

I made my favorite risotto for family dinner tonight. Bacon, parmesan, and pea risotto with a perfect sous vide egg on top, drizzled with white truffle oil. So good!