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Saturday, May 12, 2018

The Outline Apple knew its computers were “defective,” sold them anyway, suit alleges | The Outline A class action suit has been filed against Apple over the keyboards in its laptops.

This take from The Outline is so hot, it singed my eyebrows:

Apple has declined repeatedly to comment on the issue, but directs sufferers to a support page that instructs users how to tilt the computer at an angle, blow canned air under the malfunctioning keys, light candles arranged in the shape of a pentagram, and recite an incantation to Gaia in hopes of fixing their machines.

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