It is 1000% a life improver.

Or like an irresponsible college student

This one will be cleaner.

No in-between ages on this purchase

This time, no butt zits.

😖

I’m feeling a MUCH younger 73 — never had a hot tub — not now or way back at GT. Of course I didn’t have a meat packing house penthouse.

At least you didn’t have to cantilever this hot tub up to an upper level penthouse apartment at an old meat packing plant while the landlord wasn’t looking at a bunch of “cool” Delta Chi’s.

The best part is that we bought it yesterday, they told us that the average wait is five months because of demand. We bought it anyway. Today, they called and said they had one in stock that was in a color that other people didn’t want and I could have it immediately. Score!

This color.

Oh, that seems fine. I was expecting some sort of electric yellow or something

my dude over here, asking the real questions

See, I was envisioning “wrapped in an American flag”.